December 2010
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Pet peeve No. 34546353546363
People who think smoking cigarettes is the worst thing in the world, yet when they go and inhale their own drugs it’s perfectly fine. Because the government lied about it to make it seem worse than it is, so there are no problems.
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While I was in the airport yesterday I found some...
wamiv:
In an Atlanta, Georgia men’s restroom.
As I was washing my hands I thought to myself “Man, it is great to live in a country where not only do we have working toilets and free toilet paper, but we have soap dispensers that fucking cum in our hands for us.”
Flying my flag high.
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You blame disney for giving you a high expectation...
You can all go suck a dick because fuck off with you bullshit.
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I’m going to be an asshat and post one of these, don’t worry it will most likely be deleted soon.
Five things you will find if you open my bag: 1. A condom. 2. Perfume. 3. Tablets. 4. Lipstick. 5. Compact. Five things in my bedroom: 1. My cat. 2. Dalek clock. 3. Books. 4. Stuffed animals. 5. Shoes. Lots of shoes. Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life: 1. Figure out what...
Just cm’ere and molest yourself on a bus for me.
